Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

mexistani

A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.

"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."

by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE

A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.

JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"

JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"

by voltampman October 29, 2009

Mexican Dentist

A guy whose received a blowjob by a Mexican woman in Mexico.

Hey man, I totally got my degree in Mexican dentistry yesterday

by i am McLovin March 16, 2013

mexin

A mexin is a very rare mythical creature, originating from the far away land of India.It's lifestyle is unknown, yet it is apparent that it lives the entirety of its life alone with no mate. Is lifespan is speculated to be infinite, however this cannot be confirmed.Its extremely difficult tell the difference between a male and female sexes of its species, due to the fact that they were all wiped out in the great extinction of approximately 65 million BC. Only one remains and its location is unknown.

E.g. "It starts today!"

"what does?"

"the hunt for the notorious Mexin

I'll find it and pin it on my mantle piece." *all in a Texan accent*

by The Famous Louse December 17, 2013

Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display

All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.

by Irish Jack December 27, 2014