MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
by carrotworm June 22, 2011
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jeff: dude, your mom is a bitch
dave: dude my mom died last year
jeff: oh shit i'm sorry to hear that
dave: i'm just kidding she didn't die, she's in colorado.
Jeff: u dick, why would u joke about that?
dave: actually she did die and is now buried in colorado
jeff: you...pyscho
dave double loop-ed jeff by saying his mom was dead, then that she wasn't but then actually telling him that she was dead. he technically did a half lie as well in dealing with colorado
dave: dude my mom died last year
jeff: oh shit i'm sorry to hear that
dave: i'm just kidding she didn't die, she's in colorado.
Jeff: u dick, why would u joke about that?
dave: actually she did die and is now buried in colorado
jeff: you...pyscho
dave double loop-ed jeff by saying his mom was dead, then that she wasn't but then actually telling him that she was dead. he technically did a half lie as well in dealing with colorado
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Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"
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