Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

ladies

look at jugs

Look at me ladies u want some of me ladies?

by ? January 30, 2003

ladies man

A person who gets all the guys

Jessica has become quite the ladies man since she moved to Texas. She gets all the guys.

by george nickels March 28, 2010

Locked and Loaded

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

by Justin Devine November 13, 2007

ladies man

Jek.

Jek is a girls name and oftenly mistaken with jerk.

Ladies man: "Hii"

Others: " Ewww its jerk, i mean jek, run away!!"

by therainbowdash May 25, 2014

loaded

1. Put into or filled, past tense. As in cargo, luggage, etc.

2. High, Drunk or on drugs. Wasted.

1. The truck is loaded, let's go.

2. Tonight we get loaded and find us some...

by Phaedrus August 29, 2004

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by MMM August 30, 2004