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Lizard sex

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.
That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.
by Nuyt BagMyTrash Compactor August 25, 2016
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Lizard

A hip new slang word for cool or epic.
Bro that’s totally lizard
by Bosskman March 11, 2019
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GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.
by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019
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lot lizard

Derogatory term for the common, jar hopper.

She's just another lot lizard trying to get some money.

Very likely the tweaker girl sitting on the speedbumb, eye balling every man over 50 that pulls in.
That lot lizard really thought she could steal my man, but he stole her confidence.

That lot lizard been walking around the lot for hours
by SundayFish May 4, 2021
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Lot Lizard

A sad female who searches for her identity in men so desperately, that she’s willing to infiltrate her friends life partnerships for attention, smells like rotted buttermilk, and uses ”polyamory” as an excuse for her deplorable actions.
Did you see Lot Lizard? She’s over there fucking her best friend’s husband again at his campsite. She should really go love herself.
by goddessofsorts June 2, 2023
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space lizard

1) A term for opponents of the Left, coined by the British Leftist David Icke, which makes reference to his idea that the world is controlled by giant space lizards (see Wiki entry under "David Icke").

2) A neocon.

3) A contributing member of the blog "Little Green Footballs"
George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie are all giant space lizards.
by DrCruel August 29, 2007
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lizard

the non-sexual act (similar to hugging) that often happens between friends, lovers, or any other acquaintances, or any inanimate object that involves flicking your tongue back and forth against theirs.
Person A: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to lizard me right now?
Person B: 5...HUNDRED!!
by Sax Kitten October 24, 2010
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