Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lott Lizard

Someone who digs in a trash can late at night whos probably stealing your shit not bringing back and someone who lives in a trailer park that makes the sound WOOP WOOP! for you to know their coming

Damn lott lizards diggin in my trash again.

by Lott Lizard March 25, 2021

Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

camp lizards

Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps

They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp

Guy: man I hope I can find a camp lizard when I go back to work: (Camp lizards)

by The camp guy October 16, 2022

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 02, 2023

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv May 29, 2011