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The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011
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lie party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deception.
They threw me a lie party and I hated it.

Do not do a lie party please.

Sometimes a lie party is really fun.
by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023
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Palestinians lie

When you wanna refer to a lie as a very big lie, the biggest lie that someone can lie.
"The lie that Jesus was a Palestinian is a Palestinian lie."
"Saying that Israel making genocide while the number of Palestinians keep growing in a Palestinians lie."
by N837e83 December 31, 2023
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lie

manipulating the human mind consciousness into a false belief to lose touch with subconscious feeling of what you perceive as second nature, it hults you to do good. a lie distorts the good with bad and creates negative realities of back firing experience's.
lie
by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023
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I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life
I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie
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Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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