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lightening mcqueen 

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.
Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.
Lightling is the name of a character formed by photographing traffic lights, headlights, street lights, neon lights, or other lights, in the rain and usually night. They appear sometimes tiny, unformed, deformed or otherwise different that what they actually were. These lights often are anthropomorphic, seeming to take on facial expressions, interpreted differently by viewers, but fun and interesting. Unless the photographer what the Lightlings really are, people are not likely to know.
The photographer was taking Raintings of many kinds of lights through her rain-covered windshield. When she looked closely at some of them, many of the lights appeared to have human expressions. It was fun to see them and to know what they were in real life. She saw anger, smiles, doubt, all manner of expressions. One of her images had a lot of them gathered under a tree. Whether they were a new type of cartoon character or not, she felt they needed a name, hence Lightling.
Lightling by Poppy Doodle March 22, 2020

straw-lighting 

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.
My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.
straw-lighting by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

Traffic lighting 

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting
Traffic lighting by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020

Petrol lighting 

"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"
Petrol lighting by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022

Cas-lighting 

Asking a question and immediately leaving, never providing any sort of context or answer. This will leave the victim confused and makes for an easy exit.
"Hey, do you know what Cas-lighting is?"
"No?"
*walks away*
Cas-lighting by spritenite May 7, 2022