Proper noun. A lazy, mentally unstable person of ethnic background, who is so self absorbed, they would rather use people, especially women, to obtain food, shelter, and a secure platform only to be dismissed, and treated like THEY were actually helping, when indeed, they sit on their ass, masturbating rather than truly caring.
LEO DIAS IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR, MANIPULATOR, AND OFTEN PREFERS TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHY AND SELF CONSUMMATE, OR CHASE, OBESE GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM, RATHER THAN WORK, BE RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCES OR ABLE TO ADAQUITELY INVEST PERSONAL TIME IN SOMEONE, OTHER THAN THEMSELVES, UNLESS FOR PERSONAL GAIN. SEE ALSO: LOSER, DOG IMPAIRED ASSHOLE
by P.a.w.g. Mistress August 28, 2017
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by ur.mom123 February 09, 2021
a gay guy who likes to jerk off to men every day and tries to get bulked up by eating massive cocks not realising that he will be obese cuz he got kicked out of the gym for sucking off too much men
Yo I just got my dick sucked from Leo Swedenburger
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Leo Swedenburger: Did someone say dick?
YOOOO SAMME!!!!!!!!!!
Leo Swedenburger: Did someone say dick?
by Realsski March 27, 2023
The most hardcore wanka on the planet. Definitely a drug dealer from a long line of Italian mafia bosses. If you ever meet a Leo Galleywanka hide your food as he will scab off you till the ends of the earth. Hide your children if you come into contact with one as his filthy mind will plague them. Galleywanka's commonly resemble vampires with their fang-like teeth but when you get to know a galleywanka your life will be filled with laughs and good times. A Leo Galleywanka will always procrastinate, and often watch entertainment with adult content(GOT) instead of completing work, whether it be assignments or studying for maths tests which he does exceedingly well on. His name is properly pronounced Lao but he has given up on trying to correct people. If anyone offends a Leo Galleywanka they will be hunted by a Big Bax and a Ralfano, and then killed until they are dead. A Leo Galleywanka is a pure human with a tainted mind that loves to laugh, have a good time, and wank.
by Ralfano September 06, 2022
A new form of Alzheimer's drug, it reduces Alzheimer's by a third, and is hailed as a miracle drug. This compound was first synthesized by a student named Leo Weber, when he wrote the formula as a joke on the board of his Chemistry Professor, thus coining the name "Leo Weber".
by NuevoAlzheimersTreatment May 06, 2023