Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

Landon

Somebody from the deep south that has migrated or traveled to coastal or northern states.

Look, it's a bunch of Landons.

by Friendoe October 22, 2017

Landon

A gay boy who likes fortnite

Landons teeth are the Grand Canyon

by _Luigi_ May 10, 2019

Landon

An all boys school school where all the kids think they are so tuff but they are losers who just want to fuck each other.

"Dude did you see that landon kid with a mullet" "Yeah what a fag"

by fuck landon 2017 April 13, 2017

landon donovan

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

Landon

He is a jerky kind of guy. He is so annoying and if you are related we are too so kick him out. He will play instruments but hates to practice.

Brother-kick Landon out
Sister-you got that

by Lydia Flower00 July 21, 2017

landon donovan

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

by Robert Glory June 25, 2006