When a couple is eating pasta, the guy kicks over the girl, yelling "Timber", then when she lands, they begin to have sex.
by funguy1991 December 7, 2010
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Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.
(adj. lumberdog·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man who enjoys homosexual pitching and catching with FXjohn.
4. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.
(adj. lumberdog·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man who enjoys homosexual pitching and catching with FXjohn.
4. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.
by survivalist11 March 28, 2009
Get the Lumberdog mug.1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood
2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 5, 2011
Get the Lumberjack mug.1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
by cabbagehats April 6, 2011
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