Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

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knob worrying

When a male invades somebody elses personal space in such a way that they feel uncomfortable about the proximity of his knob to their body even though it is not touching them.

At a train station if you wished to follow somebody through the ticket barriers to avoid paying the fare you could knob worry your way through by following them very closly.

Dave: "I went to london last night and knob worried my way through the gates at King's Cross and saved myself a tenner."
Ben: "Cool".

Dave: "I am going knob worrying down the library. Do you want to come?"
Ben: "OK".

by Flatch69 May 01, 2007

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horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

by swineyvee October 10, 2006

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