horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

by swineyvee October 10, 2006

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

knob worrying

When a male invades somebody elses personal space in such a way that they feel uncomfortable about the proximity of his knob to their body even though it is not touching them.

At a train station if you wished to follow somebody through the ticket barriers to avoid paying the fare you could knob worry your way through by following them very closly.

Dave: "I went to london last night and knob worried my way through the gates at King's Cross and saved myself a tenner."
Ben: "Cool".

Dave: "I am going knob worrying down the library. Do you want to come?"
Ben: "OK".

by Flatch69 May 14, 2007

knob knocker

One who cuts off his own penis and smacks people with it.

Get that thing out of my face and quit being such a knob knocker.

by Shadowstone May 14, 2010

knob cheese

this yucky cheese stuff that grows on your dick sort of like fungi. Really not nice, cheesy!

by Wee Ash May 8, 2003

knob head

complete and utter retard who likes doing sheep u the bak-side!!!!

oi luke smith, you knob head

by harry, ben dover March 9, 2004

Knob Jockey

Someone who rides a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003