knobalicious

When you meet a delicious looking guy, but he turns out to be a massive knob...

Scene: At a bar in a club...

Mim: Wow check him out...
Lois: He's hot, go talk to him...
(An hour passes and Mim hasnt come back)

Good Times?
Mim: Oh my god he is so knobalicious,he didn't stop talking about himself and how good he was...

by femguine May 19, 2009

knob flow

the blood that flows to the penis when excited sometimes resulting in a nudge of the penis or a full erection.

jimmy: hey stewie, "did you see mrs. chang's panties when she bent over to pick up the chalk? it gave me knob flow"

stewie: " i second the knob flow, any longer and i would of spontaneously jizzed on myself."

jimmy and stewie in unison: "thx mrs. chang for the knob flow show"

mrs. chang: "herro class, today we will learn......".

by mr. knob johnson September 10, 2010

Knobbgoblin

A very horny goblin that plays World of Warcraft.

Knobbgoblin

by WoWNoLife January 24, 2011

Knobclot

The tingly feeling after masturbation/morning after having sexual intercourse, also a fun term to refer to your friends as.

Cor i've just had a wank and now i'm suffering from Knobclot - James isn't coming out for drinks tonight because he's being a little Knobclot.

by MrBojangles89 October 7, 2011

knobin

A male who is always the alpha male's side kick. Originates from the super sidekick duo, Batman and Robin. As a team Knobin can sidekick Twatman. He is predominantly known for his ability to laugh at whatever the alpha says and join him in ogling girls that are way out his league whilst stating that said girls would "get it" or "definitely love it up them".

Knobin lacks self esteem and shrinks into his shell when exposed to female interaction. Normally wears Superdry clothing.

"Look at that Knobin" stated whilst pointing to a lerch like character standing just behind the shoulder of a slightly shorter, more confident man brandishing a pint and leaning slightly backwards making comments about women that either haven't noticed or chosen to ignore them.

by Jlcha927 May 15, 2014

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016