knobin

A male who is always the alpha male's side kick. Originates from the super sidekick duo, Batman and Robin. As a team Knobin can sidekick Twatman. He is predominantly known for his ability to laugh at whatever the alpha says and join him in ogling girls that are way out his league whilst stating that said girls would "get it" or "definitely love it up them".

Knobin lacks self esteem and shrinks into his shell when exposed to female interaction. Normally wears Superdry clothing.
"Look at that Knobin" stated whilst pointing to a lerch like character standing just behind the shoulder of a slightly shorter, more confident man brandishing a pint and leaning slightly backwards making comments about women that either haven't noticed or chosen to ignore them.
by Jlcha927 April 03, 2014
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Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).
"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"
by PacoTaco906 January 10, 2010
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Door Knobin'

Ned and Rob got their rocks off by door knobin'.
by Skullcrusherjones December 05, 2011
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