Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Kindeling

The activity of using poop to make a sculpture

What time is the kindeling sculpture Competition at?

by Babychina January 4, 2024

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

by Stangela February 12, 2024

Kinberlin

The cutest girl you will ever meet. She will never make you waste your time, although she is indecisive she will always remain loyal to those whom she loves. Has attachment issues but once she's over you she's done. She will make guys turn their head twice just to look at her curves. Bright smile and pretty eyes that will make any guy fold! She knows what she wants and is sure to have you wanting more after just one kiss;)

Kinberlin is the sweetest girl ever<3

by Kinberlin February 22, 2024