junie b jones

THOT ALERT!!!! If you ever meet Junie B. Jones (the "b"stands for "bitch") run for the hills! Unless you a man hoe, then you probably wanna stay. Junie will ruin your life. Don't say I didn't warn you

junie b jones? Man, I haven't heard that name since... nevermind.

by jimdood January 27, 2018

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.

Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006

Phoenix Jones

Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.

Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.

by MaidenMayhem August 4, 2011

Jonestown

n. phenomenon that occurs in the wake of a house party, when large numbers of party-goers may pass out where ever they can find room. This scene brings to mind the news footage of the 1978 Jonestown mass suicide in Guyana in which 909 followers of Jim Jones were coerced into drinking cyanide laced beverages (see also kool-aid party). The chilling images captured after the cult suicide depicted piles of oddly serene bodies scattered throughout a compound, like the drunken, passed-out party-goers.

"Dude your rager was phenomenal, looked like Jonestown in your parent's living room this morning."

by jp rabbit March 8, 2010

Nathan Jones

The worst WWE Smackdown! wrestler ever.

One of 2003's biggest blunders, alongside Gigli and the N-Gage.

"That guy sucks!"

"You mean Nathan Jones?"

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 16, 2003

Chipper Jones

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

by MLB fan June 12, 2009

Jones

verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.

Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*

by Big Victah January 6, 2009