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Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.
"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"
by retarded_dumbass May 13, 2024
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dumb roblox kid who always sleeps in class because he plays roblox with his roblox girlfriend until 3am
Joseph is a annoying roblox kid
by MXZZY June 10, 2024
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Joseph's are typically the kindest and sweetest people you will ever come across. Being able to feel their warmth whether it be from their touch, smile or jokes is special beyond all doubts. They make the best partners for their patience and understanding. Often having a goofy mood with a playful side you can't help but roll your eyes then smile at a Joseph is the epitome of bestest boi. Whether he is gay, straight, bi or any other variation he will be the best partner you can find. A great kisser, love making skills that could make your toes curl and a heart so big you'd need lube to fit his love.
"No guys I don't think you understand, I think he's the one."
"how can you tell?"
"he's a Joseph
by 2LesbianPenguinsAndAHat April 15, 2024
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a dude who dosent know when or how to shut the fuck up. no im serious. and also a crippling addict to dummies vs noobs.
dude joseph is retarded he must be a crippling addict to dummies vs noobs
NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! S-
LET ME TALK!!!
by A Person Named Hydride January 4, 2025
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Person 1: "OMG!!! it's Joseph"
Person 2:"What, the massive gaylord?"
by Lolzzzz234598 July 20, 2025
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A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
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An act that one can take part in, involving an action that is loud, extravagant, theatrical, and/or ridiculous.
I can’t believe she sang in the middle of her campaign speech, she really pulled a Joseph.
by RedMessage27 March 18, 2025
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