Going Jon Hamm

When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.
"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."

"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."
by TitaN X70 October 05, 2022
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Jon-Benet style

When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.
My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.
by killakalli July 18, 2008
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Jordon Tom Jon

3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
You could stick a Jordon Tom Jon in me
by My Mummy is Funny March 06, 2023
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du pippy jon

ex. baby my du pippy jon is so hard for you.
by Jacoffee November 04, 2009
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jon benet ramsey

Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).

See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.
Barkeep... Sling me a Jon Benet Ramsey!
by Uncle Fishbits February 11, 2007
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Jon Lovitz

fat old faget who have only been acting in minor roles in movies/sitcoms/voice for cartoons since the 80's(note*all cameos)hanging by the actors surrounding him for being jew(talented ones)...huge toolbag,untalented,seems gay at all lights anyways...the kind off asshat that makes jeff ross looks like a Brad Pitt if they were both in the same film
sara silverman...that bitch is untalented,she only get here gigs by hanging on her jew card,and sucking cocks,.a total Jon lovitz
by adam.beckham August 15, 2015
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Jon Foster (or A Foster)

An American simpleton. An oomph. A Jon Fosters' main interests are in indulging in ornate scones, riding sumptuous bikes, and drinking exorbitant coffee. A Foster spends his days pursing aimless vocations while feeling an innate sense of accomplishment.
Dude, did you hear about that new guy ? He is such a Jon Foster (or A Foster).
by Pcool September 01, 2020
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