by TitaN X70 October 5, 2022
Get the Going Jon Hammmug. When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.
by killakalli August 12, 2008
Get the Jon-Benet stylemug. 3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
Get the Jordon Tom Jonmug. another word for penis
by Jacoffee November 4, 2009
Get the du pippy jonmug. Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).
See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.
See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.
by Uncle Fishbits February 14, 2007
Get the jon benet ramseymug. An American simpleton. An oomph. A Jon Fosters' main interests are in indulging in ornate scones, riding sumptuous bikes, and drinking exorbitant coffee. A Foster spends his days pursing aimless vocations while feeling an innate sense of accomplishment.
by Pcool September 1, 2020
Get the Jon Foster (or A Foster)mug. A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010
Get the jon from the wonkmug.