jew fryer

The device used to turn Jews into french fries

Nazi 1: Hey lets get that first Jew and make some french fries

Nazi 2: Ya we can use our new Jew fryer

by YEEEEEEEEEEEE WOMBAT May 17, 2017

Jew Fro

A jewish guy with an afro

Man, look at that Jew Fro on Erik

by Grandmasta T January 1, 2005

Jew Bake

Used to describe any place that is too warm; i.e. the inside of a cremation oven.

When Todd walked into his Grandma's room he said, "It's hotter than a Jew Bake in here".

by PooPoo McCuddles August 23, 2011

jew ro

a slang word for new ro (new rochelle) it is in the northern part of new rochelle where a large amount of jewish people live

dude u in in jew ro?!?! u must be madd rich!!

by goldstein May 10, 2006

Gaming Jew

An individual who when playing board games, especially Scattergories, gives themselves more points then deserved by cheating.

Oh man when we played Scattergories last night, Chris M was such a Gaming Jew. Hy gavehimself three points for "Gardening in the Garden with Gardening Tools."

by ihategamingjews December 31, 2009

Jew sword

The incredibly strong plasma sword in halo2. After gettin killed by this sword, you can't help but feel like you got jew sworded.

Moments after Tom started humping the enemy corpse he was jew sworded in the back.

Bob: You retard
Billy: Yea i got jew sworded

Team A: did you remove jew swords?
Team B: no
Team A: fuck

by Jew Bagg June 9, 2007

Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009