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Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!
Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

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Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?
by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006
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Ninja Jizz

The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.
After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.
by tehsnrub August 28, 2009
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jizz

Popular slang for seminal fluids
Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red?
Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.
by Trixterjim July 18, 2008
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Jizz Camel

A gentleman that has the very impressive ability to ejaculate on demand, every time, multiple times in one night.
"Holy mackeral, that Estonian was a complete jizz camel!"
"One more day without a lay would probably result in jizz-camelesque results"
by Anini May 23, 2008
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Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.
Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.
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Jizz Javelin

1) any student at St. Francis High School in La Canada, CA

2) a dude who's a player and messes with girls and is a jerk and attends St. Francis

3) loyola's definition of St. Francis dudes on Urban Dictionary; Jizz Javelins tend to be good students in a class St. Francis offers called Douchebaggery
"That guy doesn't go to Loyola, he goes to St. Francis. Hey, this is random but, what's their mascot again?"
"I dunno, but they're major Jizz Javelins"

"Sorry, i was on the phone with my best friend Susie because her heart was broke by a stupid jizz javelin at St. Francis."

"God, that St. Francis guy's a douche!"
"Yeah! What a total Jizz Javelin!"
by olhjghgioq[gu[a August 19, 2009
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Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.
Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.
by Stephiecakes May 9, 2003
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