by Mr. Gezze January 05, 2017
The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 07, 2022
He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
by Ruene October 22, 2017
A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
by niggerfagimus September 08, 2017
Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar
by Karet2 October 16, 2023
Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.
Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 06, 2019
'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.
by KOEKJESBIJCOMPUTERTECHNIEK January 11, 2018