The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019

jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.

Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.

by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018

Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy

Jake the cheat

by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018

Jake

Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie

I love you so much Jake.

by Littlelilly September 18, 2017

jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020

jake

The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.

If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.

Guy #1: Yo, you see that Jake over there?
Guy #2: Yeah he's a dick

by jakelloyd November 10, 2017

Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019