Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes

Help I can't read ok Jared

by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020

Jared S

Fuck up, ugly piece of shit

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.

by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018

Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023

Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022

has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

JARED

Big bitch

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH

by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018

Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021