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introductory offer

(1) Refers to how a "perpetually horny" guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
Clueless dude: I never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when I happen to see her lying back with her legs spread --- I can't tell if she's making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.
by QuacksO August 20, 2013
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introspectacle

Eyewear for soul searching.
"I've completely lost myself, where are my introspectacles?"
by blatherskyte November 7, 2013
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introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.
School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.
by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017
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Introfellatio

Introducing yourself to a new group of friends by sending them a video of you sucking a cock, or having your cock sucked. Typically followed up with a photo of your face to avoid confusion.
"Hey did you guys meet Nicole the other day?"

"no, I must have missed her introfellatio"
by Daveydavedave July 20, 2017
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introweeb

an introweeb is a person that's introverted and also a weeaboo
Jack is such an introweeb he doesn't go outside at all.
by Angel™ October 31, 2017
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Introduction to Communication

a college level humanities class that teaches important things that are key to having a job and adulthood like:

- How to Write a Resume

- How survive a job interview

- Verbal Communication

- Non-Verbal Communication

- Personal Space

- and of course Relations
What I had for homework tonight in Introduction to Communication was I had to write a two page long diary entry and connect my thoughts to what I learned in class.
by Tyler Stinson June 14, 2019
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IntroSpecktive

IntroSpecktive is a gaming Youtuber who mainly focuses on Nintendo games, mainly the super smash Bros franchise. He mainly plays as Charizard and piranha plant. He mainly skits, gameplay, reactions and more.
IntroSpecktive has a large fanbase
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