Instagram

A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.

"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"

"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"

by Ragnarler July 19, 2012

instalove

when someone who just meets you thinks that you are their soul mate and they want to spend the rest of their lives with you and have kids with you. usually you dont feel that same about them.

after your first date with someone they are already talking about marriage. thats how you know they instalove you.

by babymomma1 April 24, 2011

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

by Tokyo July 28, 2008

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

Insane

in a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

Something everyone thinks they are while calling everyone basic, yet they're normal.

A word people think is the same as weird

Sheeple: You're just jealous because you're too basic and I'm insane rawr I'm a dinosaur.
Non-Sheeple: -_-

Normal but smart person: You seem mentally damaged, I think you are insane.
Real Insane Person: I can assure you, I'm not insane.

by Jerry (I did NOT poop my pants May 26, 2014

Instagram

The exact amount a wannabe hipster weighs.

Person 1:That dude is such a hipster

Person 2: He weighs an instagram

by TheRandomKid October 12, 2012

Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.

1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!

by Neil S. April 6, 2008