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bounce the box

Hal: "Hey Fred, just so you know, I'm going to bounce the box".

Fred: "OK, I'm out of it already"
by Concerned Box January 11, 2008
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Cod Box

Ones unkempt, extremely unhygienic and at all times fishy smelling vagina. Typically consisting of fungal matter and a sewerage waste flavouring. Cod Box smell and taste is almost undistinguishable to that of a dutty poo pocket.
Roger: David texted me mid wank, he told me Lauren has a mingin Cod Box.

Lenny: Shut up fam, your mum has a barmy Cod Box.
by D’quavis July 19, 2020
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Shut the Box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.
"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night of Shut the Box"
by DarkMobius January 13, 2009
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LiL Box

This is none other than the supreme SoundCloud rapper, LiL Box. This man makes super cool sounds with awesome soundtracks and lyrics. His tunes are very creative and are underrated. You should follow and listen to LiL Box on SoundCloud.
Speaker: Drink water, or you’ll die...

Boy 1: WOAH! Is that LiL Box?

Boy 2: Yeah man! He’s a legend!
by stoovin June 25, 2019
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Post box

Hey let me deliver something into your post box😉
by HeyitsmeAliA February 6, 2019
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idiot boxing

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.
“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night
by SativaCyborg October 3, 2019
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Telephone box

A greeting, an expression and a feeling
Or just a way to express emotions
(Jayden)Hey teejay how are you
(Teejay)Telephone BOXX
(Jayden) ahh ok
by Thiccnigger769 March 28, 2020
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