Alleyway hatchback

When you lift up a person's shirt in doggie style and it smells like trash, vomit, and piss.

Went to bang this degenerate and when i was gonna go doggie straight alleyway hatchback

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Richard Hatch

He won survivor: Borneo

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!

by MCavalier January 17, 2021

Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.

My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”

by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021

A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.

If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.

by The Man-Hammer November 9, 2021

Portside hatchet

The act of fucking a female while on a boat and once finished you hack her into to pieces and proceed to throw her off the boat.

I just did the portside hatchet with Sally. She is no more.

by Mr. Cock and ball torture February 2, 2022

meat hatch

a place of human remans in south Americaby the tempull

look over there that's the meat hatch

by /a-c_4>3 May 9, 2022