Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina
Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load
by Bottle is Uncut July 05, 2022
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hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.
If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!
by Westside T September 17, 2015
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hotdog shmeater

you have a hotdog shmeater
by gaysssasss December 23, 2023
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Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.
Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!
by Scorch512 March 03, 2019
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Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.
Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!
by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 18, 2020
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Hoyerswerda Hotdog

When a guy has sex with a girl, pulls out, takes a hotdog bun, an onion, and a bit of ketchup and mustard, inserts all of that into her vagina, gives her a good shake, and then proceeds to put in his sausage for the final touch. Secret sauce to be added as deemed fit.

Named after its place of origin.
A: So how's your business doing?
B: I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyways, how is your sex life?
A: Man, I tried the Hoyerswerda Hotdog yesterday and she went crazy!
B: I told you, it's absolutely irresistible!
by graypoupon December 03, 2018
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HotDog Hot Dog

A sentient being that is double just a hot dog and is triple a dog and is very tempatur(tongue roll please)raly hot. The more hots in its name the hotter it gets until it literally becomes the son of the son of the sun. Minnie Mouse are theres arch enemy. It's only weakness is a microwave. Mickey Mouse likes to stab them to make music. Only 6 HotDog Hot Dogs have ever been turned into the son of the son of the sun. The sun is sometimes referred to has the GrandDog Grand Dog as it is the hottest HotDog Hot Dog the world has ever seen. And you must really question, is the HotDog Hot Dog the Hot Dog, or is the you the son of the son of the GrandDog Grand Dog.
Hot Dog! That HotDog Hot Dog looks like a Hot Dog or a Dog if I've ever seen a HotDog Hot Dog or a Hot Dog or a Dog. The HotDog Hot Dog species is going extinct because of Minnie Mouse. They are also being enslaved my Mickey Mouse and are being forced to yelp music.
by Dr. Plane Doctor, Yes June 05, 2020
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