Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
Get the Being a Heathermug. by BigDaddyPimpGod March 1, 2022
Get the Heathermug. by Sebispine June 8, 2018
Get the Heathermug. A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019
Get the Heathermug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heatherness, a common adjective to describe a beautiful ginger haired girl. Everyone should have a little big of heatherness in their day
by TheDoctorHeather January 25, 2014
Get the heathernessmug. /ˈhɛðər/
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical
- She wished she could be a heather.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.
by q, the first February 11, 2022
Get the Heathermug.