harjon

an ugly fat bitch closely related to the african elephant and a decendent of hippo. they say when it is fully grown it is as large as a mountain and can weigh as mush as a small island.

The harjon is "cutenwild" and she got a car at the age of 8.

by safari man March 8, 2009

Cold Spring Harbor

a rich, white community on LI where there is .2% minority and about zero authenticity. All of the moms play paddle and shit everyday while also being on the fifteen boards. the high school is the most privileged place you will ever see and if white trash triggers you i recommend never stopping by. the lacrosse team is good and academics are supposedly good but some teachers really make you question that. it is basically as private as a public school gets.

goddamn that kid is definitely from cold spring harbor

by hellodelilah February 2, 2019

palm harbor

Home to one of the spoiled bitches Cher on MTV's My Super Sweet 16.
She had a Marti Gras themed party.

I do hate that show.

Palm Harbor, home of the ugly blonde chick named after a woman who sounds like a man.

by Omglikewoah August 23, 2007

peral harbor

To be having sexual intercourse with a partner doggie style. Then very close to the moment of ejaculation you spit on the back of your partner to simulate the jizz. When said partner turns around you infact blow your load in their face. A suprise attack.

"Dude I gave that girl a peral harbor..she didn't see that shit coming"

by D-Bic April 24, 2008

Pearl Harbor

When you are in bed with someone and they are asleep, jack off and cum on their face. It is a total sneak attack.

Dude I did the pearl Harbor last night!

by surfpez July 7, 2009

Pearl Harbor

The act of laying down and someone blowing the hell out of you.

After a long day of work, Joe asked his wife Margaret to play a game of Pearl Harbor.

by 31Mess July 31, 2009

Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.

I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.

by asiangirllover November 21, 2010