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Weed Hangover

When one smokes a large quantity of weed, and then eats far too much food, causing an upset stomach and bloating the next morning.
Eating that pepperoni pizza cheesecake was a bad idea. I have such a weed hangover.
by SpoonIsTooBig May 7, 2012
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Only-child-hangover

When an only child suddenly gets siblings (step siblings/baby brother or sister) and realizes that the adult attention he or she once enjoyed so much and took for granted suddenly is scarce, resulting in a feeling of sadness and loss.
Peter was used to being the only child, but due to his mother's remarrying, he got new step siblings. Not being used to fight for attention from his mother, he has hit with an only-child-hangover.
by tabu.post May 11, 2011
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hanover

a humble town in massachusetts with nothing going for it other than the phrase "nice rack" as coined by Racksmith, Hanovers local car rack and car rack accessories supplier.
i live in hanover and i am bored.
by andrew December 25, 2004
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Hanover

The most soul-crushing, shallow white town in Massachusetts. People here are a tad more well-off than in Rockland or Pembroke, but as a result they generally come off as insecure, insufferable nouveau trying to pass for Hingham or Scituate aristocrats and failing epically. Nobody is comfortable in their own skin here, and would proudly backstab even their best friends to get ahead - the 48 Laws are gospel here.

Hanover is the quintessential future ghost town of the Reagan service economy - mass-produced McMansion developments drew in the shittiest kind of white people - from loan officers to ambulance chasers to upper middle retail managers to Amway entrepreneurs and other outright shysters. All of America's major strip mall chains decided to set up shop on Route 53 and Washington Street - it's literally all big "$$" chains around the mall. If you ever encounter an elitist prick who must put others down to feel better about themselves while denying the truth that they're really not so great, they're probably from here.

It's evident in the next generation, too: Hanover High School is the absolute worst atmosphere of shallow, vapid alphas imaginable. All anybody cares about is sports and getting drunk and high - and despite this they're also some of the most unambitious, naive idealists with this grand sense of entitlement that they'll get into BC or Holy Cross and become a rich NFL coach with a trophy wife and cherry unicorns on top someday. Follow your dreams! YOLO, right?!
Meanwhile in college...

Tryhard Asshole with a 4in Needledick: Sup faggots I'm from Hanover - #420YOLOSWAG am I cool now?

Actual Alpha Bro: Top Kek. GTFO poser!
by HanoverSurvivor April 21, 2014
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burrito hangover

The general feeling of malaise or physical discomfort brought on from a late night visit to Qdoba Mexican Grill. Most symptoms can be compared with a hangover from alcohol consumption. The victim of such a condition is often struck the following morning, not the same evening, after having eaten an entire (read: "amazing") breakfast burrito between the hours of 12am and 5am.

Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.

It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.

Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
"Oh man, I can't believe I went to Qdobes last night when I had to be up so early. Bro, I have a 'burrito hangover' like you wouldn't believe. Screw it, I ain't goin' to work today, I ain't got no peppermints."

Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"

Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
by konfuzion13 February 5, 2010
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two-story hangover

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
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handover

An short orgasm induced hangover caused by a particularly amazing hand-job.
I had a f***ing crazy handover last night.
by Scritton Bow March 15, 2011
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