dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.

"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

No Halo

No Halo means that not ever one has a halo above there head it can also mean that not everyone is evil

Do I matter? I'm ecstatic, I'm depressed
More like God's special mess, never had no halo

by Carlos hazard July 25, 2020

Devil’s Halo

The red halo leftover around your junk after your penis earns his red wings.

Bro, that’s a killer cock ring you have. No, that’s just the devil’s halo I got last night.

by Ms. Oxford Comma February 12, 2023

halo 2

an awesome multiplayer game, despite horrible single player. chances are that anyone complaining about the game is:

-a retard
-a noob, and is currently getting their ass handed to them every game on xbox live

also futures a ranking system that everyone thinks shows how "good" they are, despite the fact that it doesnt.

i know level 36 noobs.

yes, you CAN kill someone with a rocket launcher.

by pestilentmetal May 18, 2005

Halo

1. A glowing incorporeal circle that horizontally resides several centimeters over the head of an angel or a saint.
*In the case of anime it resides over the heads of anyone who has died(see DBZ).

2. An good FPS that was initially available for Xbox and now also the PC it is horribly overrated by little 12-year-old fanboys whos computers are so bad that they cannot even play Half-Life let alone UT and thus have nothing to compare Halo to. Halo's godlike status in their eyes is something very dear to them for it is the only thing that justifies their purchase of the Xbox.

1. The angel descended upon the earth and all gazed in awe at the halo that marked him divine.

1.*Goku: Hey yo Krillin you died!
Krillin: Yeah and now I have this wierd thing over my head, hey look it jiggles, wheee!

2.
Fanboy: OMG! Hal0 is t3h best game evah!
Real FPS gamer: It is decent but offers nothing new, UT is way more fun, and Far Cry is better than Halo too. All Halo has is graphics.
Fanboy: Haha, you are just 2 p00r 2 buy an Xbox so you got a 3 Ghz proccessor with 1048 corsair Ram, 120 GB HD, and ATI Radeon 9800 instead. Stop whining.

Real FPS Gamer: Whatever.

by Succubus June 26, 2004

halitosis

when someone has some f***in nasty breath!

dude your breath stanks!! you must have halitosis!

by Ali June 22, 2004

halo 3

A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.

Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything.

HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!

GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!

Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.

I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.

by Minus-World128 January 10, 2009