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half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
by arunner August 23, 2012
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Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy
Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
by furgledurg9000 February 27, 2019
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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half squidy

very very moist
by eliburg098@gmail.com July 4, 2016
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half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys
A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!
by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019
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Take a half

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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