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hoser

1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young)

2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot.

3. See also wanker.

2.
Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!
by Winomonkey September 12, 2003
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choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other
Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.
by DPAN June 22, 2004
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hooper

a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.
Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers
by srw SVOP January 28, 2008
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Hopper

A hopper is a person (usually teens or tweens) who hangs out at places where there are a lot of stores and restaurants, usually they hang out on malls; they are often called mall hoppers because they hop(move) from mall to mall usually in 1 day.

They live and breath malls, they start trouble in malls, all they know is malls. Hoppers are usually mall-punk kids, mall-goths, emos, despite their supposed hate of consumerism they stand around malls all day and toss money at the hot-topic. Hoppers can also be preps, jocks, and gangsta kids also.

Another word for them is also "Mall Rat"
The hopper crowd Jenny, Steven, and Bryan spend all of their time going to all different malls everyday after school. They practically live in malls
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dingle hopper

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!
by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
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Hoppers lass

(hop-pers lass)

A right dog of a lass that is neither male nor female.
"Did you see who he was with?"
"Aye, that was Mark."
"He's got a right Hoppers lass!"
"Aye, rather!"
by Nicholas Cage November 29, 2005
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Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.
Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.
by FireSBurnsmuP December 17, 2008
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