Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

hood sucker

To be gay, give blow jobs to men, sexual preference

" I ain't no Hood sucker man"

by The Toronto yeller May 16, 2016

Hood Aid

Kool Aid but a hood version of it, containing insane amounts of sugar used in the process of making it.

Person #1: Aye cuh', can I get some of that Hood Aid?
Person #2: Ii cuh'.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016

Hood Polygamist

A man that has multiple baby mommas.

How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.

by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016

Hood Hick

Someone who presumably lives in a suburb that is a hillbilly but, also participates in doing many illegal drug activities.

"Let's go to Dillionvale, Ohio! It's Hood Hick Centeral!"- Timmy before greatly regretting that decision.

by Gangly Boy May 24, 2017

hood pho

Essentially the same as Pho, but made with ingredients such as ramen, hotdogs, whatever kind of cheese you have, and if you're high class...some vegetables

I'm on a budget, I made hood pho for dinner.

by Sandman7718 May 31, 2017

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017