Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.

Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.

by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010

Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.

The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.

by The Iron Piston May 15, 2013

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015

Holigay

A gay that goes all out for the holidays--especially Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

Friend 1: OMG HOME DEPOT JUST GOT THEIR SHIPMENT OF CHRISTMAS TREES!
Friend 2: Wow...you're such a holigay.

by zomgjb January 18, 2016

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Hoing up the beats

Dancing really sluttily to house music

Guy: that girl Mia is dancing like a total slut

Guy 2: yeah she's totally hoing up the beats

by Bananaphoneuser1 August 20, 2016

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016