Skip to main content

guitarism

The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.
The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.
by Ray Rose July 17, 2006
mugGet the guitarism mug.

guitar solo

A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.

More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).
"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."

"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."


"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"

"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."

"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."
by dannyg5 April 28, 2009
mugGet the guitar solo mug.
Related Words

Guitar Hero

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.
Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.
by AnalRape December 9, 2008
mugGet the Guitar Hero mug.

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.
Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.
by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009
mugGet the Guatamalan zipper mug.

me gusta

Me gusta: Meaning "to like" something. Love. Feel strongly.
Me gusta regae. Me gusta punk rock.
by allistar July 13, 2004
mugGet the me gusta mug.

Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.
Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
mugGet the Guatamalan Dreidel mug.

Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
mugGet the Guitar Boner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email