a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone
While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.
by wattawatta October 10, 2008
Get the a big warm glass of shut the hell up mug.(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
by Leisure Class Hero June 5, 2010
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Commonly used in science fiction as the act of destroying an entire planet through constant ordnance bombardment.
by ucantceeme December 1, 2011
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by Frankie Boyle Biatch February 10, 2010
Get the Glasgow mug.1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.
2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?
Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?
Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
by rockindasuburbs May 11, 2010
Get the Ben Folds glasses mug.A pipe used for smoking marijuana made from glass. Glass pieces tend to be larger than normal pipes and most often have a choke on either side of the bowl.
by DayDay October 20, 2004
Get the glass piece mug.The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....
by Hari and Nathan September 6, 2007
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