guitar

the greatest instrument ever invented. those who play it are very talented and are bound to be liked by all.

jimi hendrix MASTERED guitar. unlike people who are in "bands" today.

by isaac mayfield April 28, 2006

guitarist

Usually can suck at there instrument and still be in a band although the bassist and drummer must be decent.

That guitarist only used one chord in the entrie song.

by StephenW June 28, 2006

Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008

Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

by qAaRoN May 4, 2007

guitar

Possibly the best instrument ever, it can be used in just about any style of music, and virtually an ENDLESS amount of tones can be achieved on electric guitar by changing your amplifier, pickups, amp settings, adding effect pedals, etc etc. Individual playing style also affects your sound which most people aren't willing to accept. You won't sound like your idol even if you are using exactly the same equipment.

Also, an instrument which practically everyone in the world claims to play, yet only a precious few are any good at it. Just because you can play power chords, tune in drop-d, or get weird sounds using a ton of effects, doesn't make you a decent guitarist (don't get me wrong, there are a lot of interesting things that can be played in alternate tunings including drop-d that can't be done in standard tuning, but that isn't usually why they are used).

Nowadays companies such as Warmoth allow players to build custom guitars that will look and sound the way they want, however a basic knowledge of tone woods is required and they don't guarantee that the guitar will sound good when put together.

I thought playing the guitar was supposed to get you laid. Damn, I must be really ugly.

by Nick Ekström December 9, 2008

guitarist

musician and down-right cool geezer around whom the world does revolve!

wow, see the world revolving around that guitarist?

by unknown (:p) November 14, 2003

The Guatanamo Lay

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!

by JonDay April 14, 2009