Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline [phone]

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

greek

someone that is really hard working and patient. unfortunately, when he/she loses temper will use the phrase "Ilia Richto" coming from the greek movie "Ola einai Dromos" . And then he/she will destroy anything that is an obstacle to gain power back

P1: there is no way that you can get out
P2: I don't care. ILIA RICHTO. I'm greek

by Antegamhsoukaiesukaihparanoia December 6, 2021

greek

very smart dude 9000 iq

oh it greek

by DEEEELZ June 24, 2022

Greek night

One designated night per week where couples engage in anal sex.

I'm always sore on Thursday mornings because Wednesdays are me and my husband's Greek night

by Mitchigan August 25, 2017

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

Greek

A fucking fat ass greek on the cotton fields being a slacker. Gets 25% if he is lucky on his maths test.

Oi greek keep picking up honey from the graveyard

by ;s;kfjskdlfjskjlksdfkdfssdkfsd March 4, 2021

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021