Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”

Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.

by mnl December 11, 2019

Grease Throat

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.

After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.

by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

GreaserGals

Juicy-Patch, Long-Stitch and Curly-Pop are the bestest besties in the world. The baddest bleeps you’ve ever seen. #Friendshipgoals #besties4eva #bff’s

Did you see those GreaserGals? They are such goals I wish we were cool like them.

by emnet June 23, 2021

GREZELLO

A bald beast with a kind heart who is constantly forgetting things.
Also known for abruptly changing the subject at hand.
He enjoys making suggestions when they aren't required.
His eyes are squinty and small, like those of some eastern Chinese.
His behind is as flat as a pan.

Hey, I met a friend the other day, she was trying to twerk but sadly she was a grezello.

by NapsterX94 August 2, 2021

Grease Bunnies

Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics

"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"

by Zorina August 14, 2021

Greatest fictional character

the greatest piece of fiction ever created obito uchiha.

who’s the best fictional character? “it’s obito uchiha” the word fiction means something that is made up not real obito is a fictional character that belongs to the naruto series he’s the main antagonist and the best by far so the Greatest fictional character means obito uchiha

by locks#1460 September 9, 2021