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gothic slart

a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....
oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!
by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006
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Goth out of water

noun; a goth in a place where goths shouldn't be. comes from the term fish out of water.
"dude did you see that goth girl in american eagle?!?!"
"GOTH OUT OF WATER" :O!
by ZSM May 26, 2009
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Goth

Let me state a few facts first, beginning with self-experience. I've started developing into the whole goth lifestyle back in late '04, starting out by wearing black. I wasn't into the whole Marilyn Manson or Linkin Park bullshit at that time, because I knew they weren't goth bands. After the whole black clothings, I started getting into goth rock(ex: Bauhaus, Lacuna Coil, Moonspell, HIM, The 69 Eyes). Then afterwards, other sets of metal was what I started listening to as well(excluding Nu-Metal). At first, I thought that I was never going to change my image. But that obviously wasn't true.

However, the goths of what I saw, were different from the goths of today. The goths back then were there to live life on the "darker" sides of things, meaning that they would abolish of whatever that is related to the mainstream. Those who were different. Those who were unique. Those who had their own style in clothings, words, and what not. The whole "goth" scene developed from a germanic/barbaric tribe that invaded the Roman Empire. The first kind of goths were known as the "visigoths", or aka The Noble Ones. They sacked the Roman Empire, otherwise known as the "mainstream" of that time.. so I'm pretty sure you can compare that to the gothic scene of my time.

Then suddenly, the whole goth scene started to evolve ONCE again. Kids are now transforming the scene into a trend, buying merchandise after merchandise, giving the impression as if they're buying candy from a store. They worship sellout stores such as hot topic, and claim to be "different".. but yet, they all dress the same, act the same, have the same desire of wanting to be "different", and considering themselves "rebellious teens". The thing is, these morons don't know that shit such as Hot Topic or MTV are nothing but a bunch of sellout brainwashing companies. Why do you think they charge such a ridiculous and pointless amount of money for merchandise? It's simple. They're trying to make money by selling out merchandises. And these "rebelious" goths are following them.

So basically, if you really want to be unique, different, rebellious, or what not.. the only thing you would really need to do is to be yourself, because that's one of the unique traits that most people don't possess nowadays.

Do I still listen to goth rock? Of course. Do I still listen to black/death/thrash/speed metal? Definitely. Do I still dress in black? Yes, more than often. Do I go around acting rebellious by wearing eyeliner and painting my nails black, and prancing around graveyards and worship Marilyn Manson for a living? FUCK NO.
retarded teen angst goth kid: dude... I'm like... so different from those Britney Spears loving conformists.... and I hate society... and that makes me rebellious and different...

me: no dude, hating society doesn't make you a "rebel", it makes you a douche bag.

RTAGK: well you're just a dumb conformist, that's all. try living in my shoes, then you'll see how much I have to suffer.

me: go shove a tube down your throat, pour oil on the tip, and flare a matchstick and light it on fire, you goth-cut-yourself-kid. why don't you try living in a third world country, then you'll understand the true meaning of "suffer". Just knowing your presence disgusts me, you imbred cunt.
by hatchetwarrior4life December 26, 2006
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goth tree

A concept created by the goths who frequent the EMS board on neopets.

Originally it spawned when the *xmastree* smiley was used by a single user who is a member of the EMS Goths as an accessory to liven up their topic titles. Since it was used often, other EMS Goths begin to use it in their topic titles as a way for other EMS Goths to easily find the board where their EMS Goth counterparts would be chatting.
And thus it became an iconic symbol of the Goths of EMS.

It is still used on the EMS board by the Goths who chat there. Chances are that if you see a board with that smiley on that forum, there'll be Goths there.
Come, my friends, let us skip around the goth tree.

What's this music I hear coming forth from the depths of this spruce?
by Lord God Almighty December 13, 2008
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GothicGeek

A person who lives as a Goth and knows anything and everything computers. Real GothicGeeks do not necessarily watch, or even like Star Trek. A Gothicgeek is intelligent (hence the term gothicGEEK) and spiritual and always unique in every way. A true Gothicgeek is not a poser, and has their own unique style and way of doing things.
#1) Hey, I have a problem with my computer, do you know any gothicgeeks to help me fix it?

#2) Look at that gothicgeek, she is sexy and smart.
by schizobutterfly418 July 30, 2009
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Telepathicaly Gothictional

1.To mean the Gothiction of every single telepathic person in the world

2. The purpose of knowing things that people don't want to know
1.He said no to Telepathically Gothictional when he was offered some.

2. He telepathically gothictional knowledge showed that he had wet the bed 834 times
by Iggy128 June 26, 2004
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goth

I have already written a defintion of this term but I would like to add something. Someone had mentioned the book "What Is Goth?" By Voltaire. Yes, I highly recommend this book and that is where one of the definitions I had mentioned came from was this book. I said goth is whatever you wish it to be, or something along those lines. What I meant was it's "whatever you want it to be." as Voltaire states at the end of his book. Couldn't have defined the word better.
A goth is generally a person who listens to gothic music. But there is A LOT to goth and it's not just limited to that.
by Lauren Batty August 31, 2008
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