old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart

He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

gooberfish

a word someone uses to annoy their little brother.

(he gets right in his face and says)GOOBERFISH FISH FISH!!!!!

by Annoyed little brother January 25, 2008

goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim

The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV

by JonesBobby June 22, 2016

gooball

a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.

kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 2, 2008

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018