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Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.
by life_of_party March 8, 2009
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Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.
Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap
by Buxty June 16, 2010
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Golden Sailor

A party cocktail drink. Rum topped off with urine. Traditionally served in a large plastic tumbler.
Hey man, I'm bringing in the new year with a couple of Golden Sailors.
by Proud Lion January 2, 2011
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Golden Rimjob

The action of delivering a golden shower on a willing partner's butthole followed by the procedure of a standard rim job.
Adam willingly opened his furled, pink hole demanding I give him a golden rimjob. I gladly obliged.
by NanaVersion October 27, 2012
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Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.
A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."
by zayzay January 18, 2014
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Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.
I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.
by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014
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Golden Wank

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room
by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016
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