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Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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hitlers gooch

The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.
Go lick hitlers gooch
by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016
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tuna gooch

When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.
Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."
by Menopause21 October 9, 2016
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poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.
by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017
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Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.
P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.
by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021
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Quandarious Gooch

Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch
by cookiepack May 10, 2022
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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016
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