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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
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Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
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crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".
She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles
by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014
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nerd goggles

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"
by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019
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Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.
I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me
by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010
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molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.
fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.
by bkkb September 24, 2017
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Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.
For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.
by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011
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