by Fred#69 March 18, 2021
They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.
Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
by Imsoimsorbrn August 27, 2017
When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes
by Lauren9huis September 23, 2017
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.
by Chodegirl April 18, 2016
The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.
by Salvationisnigh April 25, 2008
You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 17, 2011
1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.
Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.
by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016