nazi goggles

When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes

Man, she loves it when I give her the good ole Nazi goggles

by Lauren9huis September 23, 2017

molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.

fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.

by bkkb September 24, 2017

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

Dragon Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.

I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night

by Chodegirl June 6, 2016

county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.

How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.

by Tedyeary September 20, 2021

Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021