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nerd goggles

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"
by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019
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Clout Goggles

They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.

Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
by Imsoimsorbrn August 26, 2017
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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
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Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp
Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow
by Soggy water February 16, 2022
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Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.
How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.
by Tedyeary September 20, 2021
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Dragon Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.
I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night
by Chodegirl June 6, 2016
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glam goggles

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear
That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!
by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008
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