Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.

That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.

by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026

Girthworm

A really big worm.

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026

Girthening

It is the act of turning blue and into a furry, the furry is a bird and the girth of their penis becomes more bigger, and then the furry proceeds to get naked and do a 2 girls 1 cup. ending it with a bomb.

"Yo i just gave someone a Girthening yesterday"

by Plumpker July 9, 2025

Girthworm

A really really thick and meaty clit.

I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.

by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025

Girthmonger

Surfing terminology for someone who takes the girth of the ocean up the ass.

WOW! Tyler got slammed out there, he's a real girthmonger.

by girth monger September 26, 2025

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008