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germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.
Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!
by mimbijones December 5, 2015
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German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward
by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016
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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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German crawler

Where can I take a German crawler.
by Deutsche March 5, 2017
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german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.
by Veebster December 1, 2017
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Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.
I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .
by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018
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german hotdog

A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.
Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?
by GermanSausage15 June 13, 2018
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