jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by X4ndur August 9, 2006

German Cupcake

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.

I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.

by Steve42456 March 20, 2008

german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 3, 2007

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

germoney

Some countries including poor, not-so-rich etc. use a term to describe Germany as a source of money by the name of Germoney.

Some poor country: Hi Germoney!
Germany: I'M NOT GERMONEY!

by KyoshiroOfHonor February 21, 2019

filthy gerald

the guy you can't hate, even though he gets all of your women from under your nose.

man, I love that guy. even though he's a filthy gerald.

by neu January 26, 2004